1. I get Bladder infections every week for the past two years.
2. I get yeast infections every month for the past year.
3. I have migraines although I have never seen a doctor and been diagnosed with that - and Tylenol makes them better.
That was off a H&P recently from a very sweet little girl. I should have gotten an academy award for best acting performance in that visit. I kept a straight face the entire time.
Really, as a midwife you have to be supreme at maintaining a straight face. The things we hear and see are sometimes insanely crazy, or sad, or just plan funny. But....straight face.