Wow, I had call with not a single delivery. That's unusual. Hardly any pages either....even more unusual. Maybe no one knew the baby magnet was on call!
One triage call...
"Hi I have the patient who was sent over from the office for a pre-eclampsia work-up and serial blood pressures. I sent her out to walk and when she came back her blood pressure was 175/85."
Me: Wait...what??? You sent her to walk?
Anyone see a problem here? Scary. And this nurse is also a CNM. Go figure.